deshawn deshawn deshawn
February 11, 2008 / 11:39 a.m.
looks like my obsessive trolling through the multnomah country sheriff's new feature, where you can see booking photos of everybody arrested in portland in real-time, has finally accomplished something.
if by accomplished you mean finding out your brother's best friend got arrested for felony robbery.
what a dick.
the part that makes it the worst is that he has an infant daughter who he's not gonna get to see for ages due to the fact that he has a long criminal record and will be in prison for a dozen years. oh, i mean not see in person... i guess they have myspace in prison where you can look at your own profile that has dozens of pictures of her.
and he's such a good guy, too. you pretty much cannot meet a more friendly and considerate person if you walked down the street all day introducing yourself to everybody you crossed paths with.
i don't get it... everybody wants to be a gangster, everybody wants to be hard, everybody... especially this douche... wants to be a thug....
but when it comes down to it, what's less manly than sentencing your girlfriend to raising your baby by herself because you can't bring yourself to bust your ass doing something legal?
take the easy way out...that's gangsta!good job, deshawn.